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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2992 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!