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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9545 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!