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Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	6497
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1124
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Ores Mined:	4869
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4217	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	8835	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Votes:	8352	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Players:	97/200	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	281