MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9977
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	949
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.