MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	275
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.