MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3736
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	1868	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7088
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4204	Enchantments Applied:	111

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.