MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5236
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	3657

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crops Grown:	2488	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!