MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	6726
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	3818	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4899	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.