MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	280	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	535
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	202	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	4185
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	466	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	948838	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nomercymc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.