MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1301	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Emeralds Found:	6409
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Emeralds Found:	3301
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9681	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!