MineCraftyConvicts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

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Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6629	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	820	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	209	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	744
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Emeralds Found:	7514	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1454	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Star Shards Collected:	266	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8989	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0