MineCrafty2024 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	158	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4679	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

Adult, Adults, Areas, Buddies, building, Builds, chill server, commands, Discord, Events, Farms, FRIENDSHIPS, home, INVADE, Kingdom, lemurs, long term, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Player Shops, Protect, Server, Teleport

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	877	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Void Armor Forged:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	381

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	644	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1