Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are jealous of Mercedes’ tight and fuckable lil body! Join us for a chance to witness Mercedes slay dragons in hideous outfits that will make you question your fashion sense. Rumor has it that once Mercedes gets a clue, she will start wearing outfits that actually suit her and maybe even change her hair color from something that looks like it was chosen by a blindfolded llama. Don’t miss out on the chance to see Mercedes transform from a fashion disaster to a style icon, only on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

    CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 403 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Animals Bred: 71

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

    Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

    Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Crops Grown: 9148 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 478 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

    Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

    MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 580331 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

    Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server
    Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ores Mined: 9477
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

    Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server
    Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

    With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 795
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

    Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids
    Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

    Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

    Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Animals Bred: 175 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 New Chunks Explored: 389714

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

    Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

    Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

    And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

    Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Potions Brewed: 170
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

    Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

    PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Animals Bred: 113 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gender Bender Craft

    Gender Bender Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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