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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9364 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!
