Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to build, mine, and troll your friends!

Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills and snatch up some sweet loot. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove, where you can hoard all the shiny treasures until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run happening until 7.0, so you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master. And if PvP is more your style, jump into Series 5 and show off your mad skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups happening all the time. From Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet to an Alt ERP extravaganza, there’s always something crazy going down on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gods Slained: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Star Shards Collected: 130
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

    CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

    Suicide Highway Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

    Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

    But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

    BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

    Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

    2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

    3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

    4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Animals Bred: 150 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Towns Built: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dimension Hops: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

    KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz
    Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

    But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 103
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Harem Adventures

    Crafty Harem Adventures
    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

    > So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

    > Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

    > Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

    > But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

    So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

    Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Stop Begging for Diamonds

    Stop Begging for Diamonds
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

    Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

    But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

    DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

    Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

    So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Potions Brewed: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty World Chaos

    Crafty World Chaos
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

    On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

    But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 68 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

    CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

    And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

    Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

    Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 New Chunks Explored: 637222

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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