Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky that even the mobs can’t help but bust a move!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Go for it! How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato or “TNT Tag” where you try to avoid exploding into a million pieces. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 930 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7059
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ores Mined: 1961 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5843 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Mines Excavated: 4576
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 506069 Towns Built: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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