A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.
Create, Build, Enjoy!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our researchers have found that joining our server is like a warm hug for your soul, helping with panic and social anxiety in the Minecraft world. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the mindfulness vibes flow through you like a river of lava. It’s gonna be epic, trust us.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 457 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
SMii7Y is a popular Canadian YouTuber and streamer known for his comedic gaming content. With a focus on fun and entertaining gameplay, SMii7Y has garnered a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His humorous commentary and laid-back personality have made him a fan favorite among the gaming community.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But don’t let their mental maturity fool you – these players know how to have a good time! Rumor has it that one player built an entire roller coaster that goes through the Nether just for fun, while another player created a pixel art masterpiece of a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The creativity knows no bounds on this server!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can engage in stimulating conversations about redstone contraptions and build the most outrageous structures imaginable, look no further. Join us and become part of this cultured and mentally mature community today!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7589 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 807346 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.
so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
