A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.
Create, Build, Enjoy!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 820 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 11 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 95 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 170 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?
Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?
Then you have found the place where this can be done!
Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.
Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.
On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!
Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?
For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!
Are you playing alone?
For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!
The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.
Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3552 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP
But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 74 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.
So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
