A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.
Create, Build, Enjoy!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 161 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 355 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
