Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	34

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	9182	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	959	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Votes:	2960	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Animals Bred:	153
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4044
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Ores Mined:	9103	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5988	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mines Excavated:	2645	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Void Gems Collected:	30	Holy Grails Found:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net