Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

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Knight world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

fr.youpwn.org

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	1370	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	0

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4382	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Chimeras Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5662
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	4485
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4576	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Animals Bred:	123
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mines Excavated:	1113	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Land claims to protect your builds Player ranks Easy to use teleportation commands for homes and spawns Parkour courses Player ran towns PvE & PvP Arenas

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	59	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com