Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5481	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3036	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	59649
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Farms Harvested:	533	Secret Passages Found:	7

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Farms Harvested:	620
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4265	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	487
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mines Excavated:	1040	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	720082	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Farms Harvested:	222
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	3839
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Animals Bred:	65	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net