Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3217	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5867

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2906
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	328997	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	709780	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Towns Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	802981
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	463	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	63	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.