Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Animals Bred: 103

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 204 Buildings Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Animals Bred: 29 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7068
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Potions Brewed: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Emeralds Found: 220

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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