Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Love Letters Sent: 11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2842
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 New Chunks Explored: 399443
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Potions Brewed: 61
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 8882
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 125 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ores Mined: 7179
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Crops Grown: 2734
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mines Excavated: 2506

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Gods Slained: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1189

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magic Items Found: 6177
    Dimension Hops: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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