Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Villages Defended: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Potions Brewed: 156
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1305
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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