Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2502
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4013 Villages Defended: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Emeralds Found: 482 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3966 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 8394
    Towns Built: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9163 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dimension Hops: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Animals Bred: 160 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Animals Bred: 189
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 222
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Farms Harvested: 386
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2763 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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