Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Animals Bred: 48
Farms Harvested: 204 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 New Chunks Explored: 588000

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 95793 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 7809
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 476659 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Potions Brewed: 152 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Crops Grown: 3963
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 7627
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 590
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7683
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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