Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Animals Bred: 165 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Love Letters Sent: 18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4982

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dimension Hops: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8001 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 16 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Towns Built: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Magic Items Found: 3853
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Emeralds Found: 6060 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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