Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
Villages Defended: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 666 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 78

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Enchantments Applied: 189
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Villages Defended: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 247 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mines Excavated: 2050 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Potions Brewed: 94

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Potions Brewed: 67 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 420
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Potions Brewed: 195
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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