Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Yt smp

    Yt smp

    its an atrnos vennela and can be stoped

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 122

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Kyoto

    Kyoto

    kyoto.apexmc.co

    A mountain rises Snowy covered peaks and fire Lakes of glowing warmth

    The nether is dark Faroff lands are closer Desert waits at night

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlcokCraft

    BlcokCraft

    Join the BlockCraft community! the recently launched server is perfect to connect with new friends. take your place in our fun and friendly community! including our helpful staff members here when you need them! With skyblock build islands with your friends and have fun! More games coming soon such as factions 🙂 Don’t forget to vote to add money to your balance! HAVE FUN

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Plutoniummc

    Plutoniummc

    Welcome to PlutoniumMC!

    Our server provides users with a friendly community with both survival and OP Prison server types!

    -> Our OP Prison is loaded with custom enchants and featuresthat provide users with an ultimate playing experience!-> Our SlimeFun survival adds a twist to vanilla survival by providing modpack like experience and customization. Its sure crazy!

    Join us today for a revolutionary Minecraft gateway!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ores Mined: 3988
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelGenesis

    PixelGenesis

    PixelGenesis The BEST Pixelmon Server! |Gyms | Quests | Friendly Community | Events | & MUCH MORE!

    Explore the vast forest, the deep oceans, the strong winds, the rocky mountains, defeat strong opponents, build your kingdom with your friends and be the best of them all with your Pokemon on PixelGenesis. Expect regular exciting custom content to fully enhance the experience for you and your friends and never run out of things to do while setting the example for player focused fun gameplay.

    IP: play.pixelgenesismc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/PXvK63H Website: https://www.pixelgenesismc.com/

    Want to play pixelmon? Here’s the download links Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelgenesis-pixelmon.1703290 Direct Download: https://www.reforged.gg/

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Vergie Ransom

    Vergie Ransom

    server with a special atmosphere, carrying unlimited possibilities. Music, Gadgets and more. With us you can easily find friends who are in their the turn will be for you, as a family, and you, for them, will be an example of friendship.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The real 3b3 anarchy

    The real 3b3 anarchy

    This is the original 3B3 Realm, now it;s own server with a lot more resources. Come have a good time with us, go wild, and let’s continue to row this together.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Enfinium

    Enfinium

    Hello! Welcome to The Enfinium Server we are in beta testing at the moment, but we hope you can join the beta test. We currently have SkyWars, Survival, and Egg Wars and we have so many ideas for more games for everyone to enjoy. On top of that, we are working on other game modes to always keep our players entertained. We are currently working on some modes, as well as new maps for your enjoyment. Furthermore, we usually have a staff member on the server to your support you. We have 24 Hour support on our discord with the code TaKEbnj. If help is needed make sure to contact this code. Other than that, keep on having fun and we’ll keep you updated.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CrowlCraft

    CrowlCraft

    Welcome in my kitpvp server have fun in server you can join in discord if you want know news for server https://discord.gg/JurxW4Q ask there any idea or bugs with server.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Potions Brewed: 39
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hypocraft

    Hypocraft
    Server IP: hypocraft.mc-games.org

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AngelCraft

    AngelCraft

    Welcome to AngelCraft! We hope you come on and chill with all of us. We welcome anyone and everyone, and we ensure that you will have an excellent Minecraft experience. We have very friendly and fun to be around staff and players. At AngelCraft, we have an Economy, McMMO, PvP that can be enabled, and most of all a chill, towny, survival Minecraft server. We hope to see you hop on!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Infernalmc

    Infernalmc

    A Towny Server That is hosted in Singapore and use a custom map with the size of 16000 x 16000

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • World of Soup

    World of Soup

    Featuring claims, jobs, economy, crates, auction house, and more!

    World of Soup is a vanilla survival server with a few important plugins and the aim of improving quality of life while keeping the server lightweight.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Myceliumcraft

    Myceliumcraft

    Welcome to my server Elycium Shroom Craft. This server is for the people who love community based vanilla survival and enjoy a new server and a new start in this untamed multiplayer Minecraft experience. Come by and take a look.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Trickymc skyblock

    Trickymc skyblock

    Custom IslandsCustom petsCustom RanksCustom toolsCustom gkitsEssences for grindMobcoins for killing mobsSell chestPAYOUTS for top balance top island top grind

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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