Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The perfect SMP

    The perfect SMP

    ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AlmightyMC

    AlmightyMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AitoFactions

    AitoFactions

    AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Emeralds Found: 7662
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Mapucraft

    Mapucraft

    We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MC Legion

    MC Legion

    Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4105
    Crops Grown: 3005 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Farms Harvested: 644 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 8338 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 326

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Emeralds Found: 2994
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Runes Activated: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 168
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 New Chunks Explored: 167242
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9067 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Animals Bred: 95 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Crops Grown: 6538
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Farms Harvested: 692
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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