Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Stratix SMP

active community, Adventure, building, Community Events, competitive, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dynamic Economy System, Economy, economy server, Exploration, multiplayer, open world, Player Economy, player interaction, Player Shops, player-driven economy, player-owned territories, pregenerated world, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to **Stratix SMP** (minecraft 1.21.3)

Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

Key Features:

Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

23.129.100.132

WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

controversy, criticism, divisive opinions, ETERNAL, eternal seethe, fan reactions, Fandom, Gaming Community, gaming culture, heated discussions, internet drama, Minecraft, online forums, Outrage, passionate fans, popular media, seethe, series, smp, social media, toxic behavior, V, video games, virtual reality

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft

active community, Bedrock Support, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, Drop Parties, Economy, engaged players, Events, Gaming, happy players, Infinite Adventures, infinite survival, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, RamenCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival, YouTuber, YouTuber owner

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RamenCraft is a community-based infinite survival server with bedrock support, an active community, and a YouTuber owner who regularly plays and records on the server. RamenCraft regularly hosts drop parties and other events to keep players engaged and happy. Infinite Adventures Await!

play.ramencraft.com

CraftyFish Minecraft Server

alpha bone edition, Community, CraftyFish, Cross-thread, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Hooklinesinker, Minecraft, mod manager, Mods, ONLINE, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Support, thunderstore, Tips, Tricks, Updates, Webfishing, Wiki

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Welcome to the Alpha Bone Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride through our ResourcesWiki, where you can learn all the tips and tricks to dominate the game. Need some extra spice in your gameplay? Check out our mods from the Thunderstore, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience more lit than a Nether portal.

But wait, there’s more! Our Mod Manager is so advanced, it can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber and your armor into a magical unicorn costume. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate block-building, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining legend. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, or you might end up in a battle more epic than the War of the Roses. See you in the pixelated world, fellow gamers!

Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

arrest procedures, arrest warrants, arresting, blocks, Country, criminal charges, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, enforcement, extradition, extradition treaties, foreign relations, government response, international law, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, political implications, smp, US

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

4chan Server: MP4 & AV1 Minecraft Server

(Audio), 4chan, av1, confusion, debate, Digital Media, discussion, file types, Forums, HEVC, internet, Minecraft, mp4, multimedia, Online Community, Online platforms, Server, Technology, Technology Trends, video formats, video streaming, webm

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest technology like audio, hevc, or av1? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need those things! Why waste your time listening to audio when you can create your own epic sound effects with your mouth? Who needs hevc when you can just squint really hard to see better graphics? And av1? Pshhh, that’s so last year. Join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the lack of audio, hevc, and av1 is actually a selling point! Trust us, it’s totally not because we couldn’t figure out how to add them in. Join now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you’ll have to serenade a creeper to sleep or face the consequences! And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hieronymus” event where you’ll have to face an urban legend with insane torment and red damage – good luck surviving that!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on “The Fury of Set” in the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll have to wear light armor and battle it out in the field? Or maybe you’d prefer the “Total Assault: Goz” event where you’ll be trapped indoors with insane torment and red damage – sounds like a party, right?

Join now and experience 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions like never before! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a limited time banner featuring characters like Satsuki, Chiaki, and Ako in a dress – because who doesn’t want to see Ako slay in a fabulous gown while fighting off zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Spice & Wolf Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, economics, FANTASY, Holo, Isuna Hasekura, Japanese culture, Lawrence Kraft, light novel, Manga, Medieval, merchant, Minecraft, NTR-coded, Otaku, romance, Server, Spice, Spice & Wolf, Supernatural, Trading, Traveling, Wolf, Wolf and Spice, wolf deity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy taco dipped in hot sauce! We’ve got wolves that can talk and trade with you, but watch out because they might steal your diamonds while you’re not looking! It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of NTR (whatever that means)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

The Strange Life of Minecraft SMP

alive, BELIEF, car accident, coincidental, disappear, Life, Minecraft, Mysterious, near death experiences, Nihilistic, questions, Save, Scary, seizures, smp, strange, strangers, Threaten, unexplained, Universe

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the universe itself seems to be conspiring in your favor? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with near-death experiences, mysterious strangers who come to your rescue, and enemies who meet their untimely demise in the most bizarre ways. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

Who knows, maybe you’re here for a reason. Maybe someone out there is pulling the strings, making sure you stay alive and kicking. Or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Either way, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So come on, join us and see where this crazy journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Veild Prisons

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, custom maps, custom mines, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, prison server, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Join Veiled Prisons today, Custom mines, Custom Enchants and Custom maps. Plus more! Join today to enhance your prison experience like never before.

mc.veiledprisons.net:50003

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, brother’s death, chapter 6, Character development, confronting the past, eighteen, emotional turmoil, family, forgiveness, Grief, healing, inner conflict, Justice, Loss, Minecraft, Mission, moving on, personal growth, Redemption, Revenge, Server, suffer, Tragedy

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on a quest for revenge like Eighteen! But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to seek vengeance, but you’ll also encounter magical creatures, secret dungeons, and maybe even find true love in the pixelated world. Who knew avenging a loved one could be so fun and adventurous? So come join us and see where the journey takes you! Just watch out for creepers, they’re not too keen on revenge plots.

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

anthro MC, Bara, compilation, Contribute, Edition, Femboy, Furry, fvn, Gay, Hub, human MC, japanese, lists, Minecraft, Novels, pastebin, smp, soon, Straight.., Talk, Thread, twink, Visual, visual novels, Western

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no flair or pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese to human MC, and even anthro MC – we’ve got it all!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.

Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Towns Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1148	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	70	Ores Mined:	3970
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	9292
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ores Mined:	8286	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	213	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Potions Brewed:	177

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1