Minecraft SMP: The Headache Patient | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your constant headaches! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging SUPER AIRBORNE SPACE AIDS while building your dream base and battling other players in epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beautiful landscapes, Black sea, Caucasus region, explore georgia, Food, georgia, Georgian culture, hidden gems, historic sites, Hospitality, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, SightSeeing, smp, TBILISI, tourism, travel, travel inspiration, vacation, Visit, visit Georgia, wine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Free Speech MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

play.freespeechmc.net:25581

Target SMP

Community, Events, in-game prizes, join us, Minecraft, Survival, Target SMP, vanilla smp

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Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

play.targetmc.xyz:30098

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Only, PvP, recommended, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

plqf.vanilla-box.ru

Anon’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anons, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Stratix SMP

active community, Adventure, building, Community Events, competitive, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dynamic Economy System, Economy, economy server, Exploration, multiplayer, open world, Player Economy, player interaction, Player Shops, player-driven economy, player-owned territories, pregenerated world, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to **Stratix SMP** (minecraft 1.21.3)

Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

Key Features:

Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

23.129.100.132

WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Eternal Seethe Minecraft SMP

controversy, criticism, divisive opinions, ETERNAL, eternal seethe, fan reactions, Fandom, Gaming Community, gaming culture, heated discussions, internet drama, Minecraft, online forums, Outrage, passionate fans, popular media, seethe, series, smp, social media, toxic behavior, V, video games, virtual reality

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your jealous friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet moves to impress your fellow players.

So why does this series cause so much eternal seethe on /v/? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

RamenCraft

active community, Bedrock Support, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, Drop Parties, Economy, engaged players, Events, Gaming, happy players, Infinite Adventures, infinite survival, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, RamenCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival, YouTuber, YouTuber owner

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RamenCraft is a community-based infinite survival server with bedrock support, an active community, and a YouTuber owner who regularly plays and records on the server. RamenCraft regularly hosts drop parties and other events to keep players engaged and happy. Infinite Adventures Await!

play.ramencraft.com

CraftyFish Minecraft Server

alpha bone edition, Community, CraftyFish, Cross-thread, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Hooklinesinker, Minecraft, mod manager, Mods, ONLINE, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Support, thunderstore, Tips, Tricks, Updates, Webfishing, Wiki

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Welcome to the Alpha Bone Edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride through our ResourcesWiki, where you can learn all the tips and tricks to dominate the game. Need some extra spice in your gameplay? Check out our mods from the Thunderstore, guaranteed to make your Minecraft experience more lit than a Nether portal.

But wait, there’s more! Our Mod Manager is so advanced, it can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber and your armor into a magical unicorn costume. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate block-building, creeper-blasting, diamond-mining legend. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, or you might end up in a battle more epic than the War of the Roses. See you in the pixelated world, fellow gamers!

Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

arrest procedures, arrest warrants, arresting, blocks, Country, criminal charges, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, enforcement, extradition, extradition treaties, foreign relations, government response, international law, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, legal consequences, Minecraft, political implications, smp, US

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	628	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	38

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	756	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7501	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	228
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Crops Grown:	6963	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6