Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Love Letters Sent: 11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Ores Mined: 7156
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 3182
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Animals Bred: 161

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Mines Excavated: 1203

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 58 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Potions Brewed: 87

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Villages Defended: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Animals Bred: 122
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mines Excavated: 4247

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 470 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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