Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	240	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crops Grown:	8506

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	57

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5832	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!