Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Battle Standards Raised: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Mega Craft

    Mega Craft

    If you’re looking for a fun, exciting, and customized minecraft experience, Mega Craft has something for you! We have three unique servers, each one with a variety of features that will completely change the way you play. On our Main server, you have the freedom to customize-in all ways! Magical armor and unique machines allow you to thrive and be a part of a friendly, cooperative community. There are so many different things to do, but one thing is for sure: whether you’re cooking up delicious foods like ice cream and burgers, creating powerful, rare weapons that can never be lost, or starting your own shop and becoming a minecraft millionaire, you will never be bored on Main! If PvP is more your style, then you’re going to love our Bending server! Once you enter, you’re given access to a wide range of powerful moves and bending styles. You can even use custom moves and bending types that have never been seen before, like sunshine bending! Face off against other players in our massive arenas to hone your skills; participating in our tournaments is also a great way to see what you’re capable of. If you prefer a more peaceful bending experience, you can start your own town or join one of our welcoming communities! If you like to build, you should check out our Creative server. Once you join, you’ll be given a huge 320×320 plot of land that you can use to create whatever you’d like! You will also be allowed to use powerful building tools such as worldedit, making it easy to pull off impressive creations and giant buildings. Fully-functional vehicles such as trains and airplanes can also be used, completely revolutionizing your gameplay and allowing you to complete some truly amazing builds!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8170 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 313
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Crops Grown: 9366 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Markane MC

    Markane MC

    Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nomad Nation

    Nomad Nation

    Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crops Grown: 5203
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Animals Bred: 87
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • L.A World

    L.A World

    A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BusinessCraft City Roleplay

    BusinessCraft City Roleplay

    Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GoldenSky Server

    GoldenSky Server

    The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Ruinous Horizons

    Ruinous Horizons

    Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Aether SMP

    Aether SMP

    › ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰ ﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰ ﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰ ﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰ ﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰ ﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰ ﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰ ﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 249 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Bloom SMP

    Bloom SMP

    Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Star Shards Collected: 96
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Enchantments Applied: 119 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Potions Brewed: 107

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Swemy Horseys

    Swemy Horseys

    Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Potions Brewed: 45 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LumaMC

    LumaMC

    We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Gratopia

    Gratopia

    [1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 468 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Crops Grown: 9791 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 176 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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