Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LiveToPlay Survival

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We’re back, it’s been a long time since the name LiveToPlay was used as a server name. After a very long break, at some point you get the desire to start a small project again.

Now the time has come for us to start a small but nice project again.

You now have the option to hang out with your friends or with other users. Build your own empire.

Why should you be forced to follow any game principles? Follow if you just feel like building in peace. The The whole thing can be as big and as much as you want.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arorusmc

Minecraft Factions

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Explorer of the Mine

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Explorer of the Mine

We offer a ranking system based on McMMO. We believe in player freedom, which is why we have no claim plugins. Don’t worry, we have grievance prevention included.

We want to create a community that is for everyone, with freedom as a priority

PVP is off by default, this can be turned on manually

Our economy is determined by players who can create shops themselves

Feel free to join and see it for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Only The Strong Survival Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Enter the world where only the strong survive in our unique Minecraft Server!

We closely resemble vanilla/anarchy servers type servers with subtle differences to make the game-play as fun as possible! We guarantee our server will be unique to any other servers you have played on!

With weekly updates every Sunday to constantly improve the server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Oxygennetwork-trw

smp, Towny

TheRealWorld is a Vast and expanisve survial SMP but with an intresting twist, I’d tell you what it is but your just gonna have to join and play to find out

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8242

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RPprison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Oh no you just got arrested for jaywalking. Progress from mines D-A and ultimately earn your freedom.

For the ultimate prison experience we bring you…

Roll playing Guards Random prison mob raids Underground black market Over 700 purchasable player cells Mob arena

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vallendia Arena

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Vallendia Arena – MMORPG / RPG KitPvP Server Upgrades, Classes, Abilities

Vallendia is a project that weve been working on for a while now. The idea started as a survival RPG server inspired by Dungeons Dragons, but since then weve temporarily switched over to a smaller-scale minigame. This server is still inspired by DND, but is now similar to a kitpvp server that has kits or classes which all have their pros and cons. In the game, players kill other players and custom monsters to gain points that you can use as currency to purchase over 100 custom coded abilities and spells. Abilities vary based on your class and you can mix and match however you want be an assassin that sticks to the shadows or a mage blasting artillery from a distance! You can also use these points to purchase upgrades to stats such as health, speed, damage, and more. As you gain more points and upgrades, you will gain levels which show just how powerful you are. Your level also determines how many points you gain for killing and lose for dying. Currently the server is in whitelist and we are working on a few things before we release alpha. Join and help build our community now!

More info here: https://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/minecraft/servers/vallendia-arena-rpg-kitpvp-server-upgrades-classes-abilities-605048/

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/FKGbf9u to follow updates.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Charcoal craft

Survival

Custom Survival Minecraft server with a dedicated staff working towards making a fun, enjoyable and unique Minecraft experience. Players suggestions are welcomed when coming up with ideas for future additions. We currently offer custom items, recipes, enchants and spawners.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pepyxel

Economia, FullPvP, Misiones, Protecciones, PvE, Rangos

PePyxel is a Minecraft server with a professional and solid team behind it, it is a “semi-premium” server with great capacity for evolution, it is hosted on very powerful machines that will not give you any delay to play. You will definitely have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

chile.minecraft

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Features: – Factions – Skyblock – Survival – Towny – Prison – Creative – KitPVP

IP: play.chileminecraft.cl Website. www.chileminecraft.cl

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

APHOX

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

APHOX is a brand new Survival RPG server that offers many features such as kits, free earnable ranks, quests, skill classes, and so much more! We are always looking for new players to join our amazing community and make the server more enjoyable! We will be adding features and offer seasons which implement temporary new mechanics that players can vote on whether or not to keep the new feature. Join our discord with https://discord.gg/rMC6yr4

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Betrayx

Server IP: BetrayX.minehut.gg

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cyber_Land

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join our CRACKED Minecraft Network to try one of our gamemodes available, to play with others, to see new stuff and mostly to have fun! What are you waiting for? Join our Network or Discord Server at http://cyberland.world/discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Stoneward

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Stonewards Core Concepts 1. Community 2. Story 3. Fun

Stoneward isnt just one thing.

Here, Stoneward is destined to be a server wherein we can all add small pieces of ourselves to its growth. Regardless of if you enjoy building massive mega structures, creating small comforting homes, becoming an influential merchant, designing games, or any other path you may look to walk, Stoneward seeks to offer you a platform to enjoy yourself.

Join here https://discord.gg/j5ApJCZzxK

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Combatlands

4Fun, Multiplayer Survival, RPG

Server IP: CombatLands.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!