Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Farms Harvested:	951	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7752	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	5728
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8363	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6415	Enchantments Applied:	84
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1066	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5548	Ores Mined:	587
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.