Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Full Anarchy

    Full Anarchy

    FullAnarchy.Net

    Truly Anarchy, no bans ever, fully cracked so microsoft cant even ban you. Never Vanilla, meaning there is cool new stuff.

    A growing map, so each day more map is available!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4430 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Astracraft

    Astracraft

    Since 2013 Astracraft has gained a loyal following of dedicated people that we just love to call our friends on AstraCraft, we are very different to the main stream servers for one simple fact…. we talk to you and you can talk back! we dont just mute players or troll them! we have a friendly team of adult admins who look after players every need!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hymel Anarchy

    Hymel Anarchy

    Discover the new Hymel Anarchy minecraft server! As its name suggests, it is a completely anarchic server where there are no laws. You can do your survival, create kingdoms or others on the server with your friends, everything is allowed! Absolutely everything ! Cheat too! Make clan wars! Basically anything you want! I designed this server for you! Fed up with servers with regulations! Here everything is absolutely allowed, and there are no limits! #DoWhatYouWant

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Fun Craft Survival

    Fun Craft Survival

    Fun Craft is back again. This time the server is Survival. You can explore in a completely different world than usual. Protect yourself with impenetrable claims. By playing, you gradually get rankups depending on the time you play. You can also solve quests, bounties, shop in the GUI Shop, have Special Pets, and later your own plot…

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5591 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Onlycraft

    Onlycraft
    Server IP: onlycraft.online

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Pines

    The Pines

    Our community offers an amazing 1.19 Survival experience in Minecraft. Mcmmo, Skyblock, enhanced land claiming, player warps, shops, + more! A lot of friendly and supportive staff, an active community and an active forum! Come start your greatest adventure yet!

    + Supports 1.19 Gameplay(back compatible) + No Lag Survival Experience + Parkour + Skyblock + Player Shops

    IP: pines.silencelen.com Discord: https://discord.gg/ZG2Ufct

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • mnxn

    mnxn

    a fresh just starting out server of factions/survival join now for endless fun you can admire view build houses or create factions and clans as you grow stronger there are even warps as parkour so what are you waiting for? join now!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Veloxmc

    Veloxmc
    Server IP: play.veloxmc.com

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Project-MC

    Project-MC

    Project-MC The Minecraft Experience You’ve Been Looking For.

    Mission Statement Project-Mc is a refined and well thought minecraft server who’s main focus is, and always has been, the experience of its players. With an administrative team that has over a decade of server running experience, along with a custom plugin developer, Project-MC tries its best to accommodate and actively change the server to best fit the feedback it receives from its players. We find that there is a lack of servers that have a genuine survival experience, without overwhelming players with features and a push to donate to get features you otherwise cannot. We aim to make a community that enjoys the simplicity of survival, but with the joys of multiplayer and creating a community.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Trinity Factions

    Trinity Factions

    Trinity Factions is a 1.8-1.18 Custom Factions Server. You may see this on other servers, however we’re professionally ran and have years of experience in the game. Our servers will not disappoint and we’re confident you will have an amazing experience.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Slade smp

    Slade smp

    this is a server that is in the making and joinable in the journey with us on the sladesmp. a survival and lifesteal server with many more to come

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • minecraftservereu

    minecraftservereu

    Minecraft server eu Is a small server to build a house or building with friends in Survival. What is possible on the server: • Survival + PVP As a new player you will be the first to receive the Rank Guest with a starting amount of €100. With that amount you can buy items for Survival. In the games you can buy kits and other things with game money. You can buy the ranks with sunflowermoney.

    In game: • When building a project you can claim an area. • We also have PlayerVaults. Run the command /pv . The numbers differ per Rank. • There is a shop where you can buy anything and everything. • There is also a sell shop to sell items you have too much.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PanemForever

    PanemForever

    PanemForever is a server based on the world of Panem as depicted in the Hunger Games book and movie trilogy. Players choose one of the 12 districts to live in, and can experience fully-immersive roleplay of district life, fight for the Loyalist or Rebel causes with countless custom guns and weapons, complete endless exciting quests and quotas to earn money, compete in the Hunger Games every other Saturday at 1 pm EST which completely replicates the process in the books and movies, explore the 24,000 by 18,000 block continent of post-apocalyptic North America filled with unique animals and monsters, spread their influence across the nation through establishing connections with other players, and much, much more activities for an endless, exciting gameplay experience.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Hellscape prison

    Hellscape prison

    Hellscape prison is a prison hybrid server that has many cool plugins such as crates and keys, McMMo, 1.8 pvp also allowing players to join from 1.8 – 1.20.

    Free ranks Crates and keys Free to play versions 1.8 to 1.20 Free ranks Crates and keys Free to play versions 1.8 to 1.20

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BigBeb

    BigBeb

    A fun survival server for everyone! Everybody who joins gets a free cookie. Advanced plug-ins add the safety and protection of our players. A welcoming community for all players who want to join.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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