Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General / | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> moved all windows and Linux workloads Minecraft SMP

edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Monster Hunter – Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Gaming, Hunter, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, Monster, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Sunbreak

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Monster Hunter appears! That’s right, we’ve got Monster Hunter mobs roaming around ready to challenge you in epic battles. But don’t worry, we’ve also got new weapon trailers that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got armor set searches, monster weakness databases, and even older game emulation for all you hardcore gamers out there. Plus, our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you know it’s legit.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Monster Hunter master!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

I Want To Become An IRL Troll But I’m Too Nice (Minecraft SMP)

coward, Cowardice, cowardly behavior, Internet Troll, internet trolling, IRL, irl troll, Minecraft, Nice, online trolling, real life troll, smp, Tips, Too Nice, troll, troll behavior, troll tips, trolling, trolling advice, trolling behavior, trolling help, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling tips

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in real life? Do you dream of causing chaos and mischief, but just can’t bring yourself to do it? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner troll without any consequences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pranks, shenanigans, and all-around tomfoolery. Need tips on how to be a top-tier troll? Look no further, our community of seasoned troublemakers will guide you on your path to becoming the ultimate prankster.

From lava traps to fake treasure hunts, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on, join us and let your mischievous side run wild. Just remember, all is fair in love and trolling!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Fired Boss Minecraft Server

anxiety, ARMS, Boss, Communication, Conflict, coping, Cuts, discrimination, Empathy, FIRED, firing, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, resolution, self harm, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Workplace

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Overpopulation Rehabilitation Princess Assassin Startup YouTube Booru Fanfic Cytube Pilot Episodes, HELLUVA, Hotel, smp

Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

⭐ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰ ▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ⭐

⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

⭐ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰ ▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱▰▱ ⭐

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

attraction, Charm, Crafty, Crush, desire, FANTASY, Gay, handsome, hot guys, Icons, Lgbt, love, male beauty, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, queer, role models, seduction, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

back and forth, Cage, Choreographed, classic, cliche spot, cucks, fighting spirit, fourth-wall break, marked out, match, Minecraft, no selling, ospreay, Outsmarted, physical competition, postmodern era, scripted, SELLING, smp, Spotfest, subverts, Technical

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

anal sex, ass play, Cock, Crafty, craving, desire, dirty talk, Dominant, EXPOSED, FANTASY, friend’s contact, help me, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, nice cock, Pleasure, rough sex, ruin myself, satisfaction, Server, slut, submissive, taboo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

barcelona, blocks, champions league, Competition, CURSE, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, ending, Finale, football, la liga, lucky purple patch, major titles, MARK, Minecraft, prediction, realization, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Sunday, Unlucky

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

evbo, Minecraft, Server

Evbo is a skilled and innovative artist hailing from Nigeria. With a passion for creating unique and captivating artworks, Evbo combines traditional and contemporary techniques to bring his creations to life. His work often explores themes of identity, culture, and social issues, resulting in thought-provoking pieces that resonate with audiences worldwide. Evbo’s artistic talent and dedication to his craft have garnered him recognition and praise in the art community.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, ChatCraft, climate change, climate crisis, community support, current events, devastation, disaster relief, emergency response, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, Floods, global crisis, Humanitarian Aid, media coverage, Minecraft, natural disaster, news coverage, recovery efforts, Server, social media, solidarity, spain

Are you tired of dealing with real-life disasters like floods in Spain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flooding you’ll see is from griefers crying over their destroyed bases! We promise no natural disasters, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, our community is so lit that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide. So why wait? Join now and escape the clucking chaos of the real world for a virtual paradise of blocky bliss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Should I Sell My ETH? Minecraft SMP – Serious Question

blockchain technology, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Decision making, digital asset, Digital Currency, digital wallet, ETH, ethereum, financial decision, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, question.., risk assessment, Sell, sell ETH, short-term gains, smart contracts, smp, Trading

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens!

So why sell your ETH when you can join our crazy SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, Stream, stream status, twitter, uuu

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s adventures in Outer Wilds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your crazy gaming needs! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few Ara Ara moments along the way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our schedule is so jam-packed with exciting streams that you’ll never run out of things to do.

But that’s not all – we also have a special Ara Ara button that will make all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers that try to ruin your fun. They’re the real villains in this crazy Minecraft world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RIP. in Minecraft SMP

acclaimed performances., acting legend, Actor, award-winning actor, beloved actor, Bridget Jones, British actor, British cinema, British film, British Talent, character actor, film industry, filmography, Harry Potter, iconic roles, Jim Broadbent, Minecraft, Moulin Rouge, RIP, smp, talented performer, versatile actor

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of Jim Broadbent made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the evil llamas!), and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe Jim Broadbent himself will come back from the dead just to play with us.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4776	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Farms Harvested:	394

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1