Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

creative mc

Creative

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	109
Magic Items Found:	5496	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	585	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Towns Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.