Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Farms Harvested:	379	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!