Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mines Excavated:	3063
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Thiefmc

Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Farming, Silkspawners

ThiefMC is a 1.19 Semi-Competitive Factions server that introduces a competitive players to casual players where everyone has an equal chance at being Faction Top!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CactusCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Our server has a great community and we are looking for more active players to make it even better. We have survival and factions with lots of plugin to make the game more fun and to add more things to explore in a nearly zero lag environment. We would love to see you online!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BigGulp

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Multiplayer survival just for fun. We all kinda live far away from spawn Please no stealing, Greifing, lag machines or just bothering other people.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nuclearmc

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Discord, Economy, Events, Kit PvP, Kitbattle, No Lag, Pvpraiding

NuclearMC is a fun Crystal Based PVP shop-dupe server we are a recently released server and already have an active player-base of 10 – 30 players during our peak times. Our servers up time is very high meaning that you can enjoy the server whatever time of day or where-ever you are in the world. There is plenty of room to make new friends and improve your crystal skills in general. We are hosted in Coventry in the United Kingdom which is perfect if you are an EU player. We operate a non pay to win server as we believe it is immoral to do so. We are releasing a survival gamemode soon so if this looks like something you would like to be a part of then make sure to join using the ip: play.nuclearmc.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Surgecast

Skyblock, Survival

Surgecast is a brand new Survival and Skyblock experience, now in 1.15.2. Play Skyblock on the latest version of Minecraft and socialise with all of your friends for endless hours of fun. Lobby credit: DoomGarry

Survival mode gives you the ability to plot your own piece of land and develop your kingdom. Show to your friends and take part in an endless community for hours of fun

Skyblock puts your survival skills to the test, you are given your own island with a starter kit enabling you to expand and grow your industry!

Join the discord and become a part of this community. What are you waiting for?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ores Mined:	4294
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Colonial Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

We are a roleplay survival server set on a brand new North America map. The server is set in 1740 starting with the player arriving on the East Coast around the Boston area. This server is set in hard mode, so it may be safer to stay together with others. There are many different plugins on this server that allow us to create as authentic of a server as possible. The furniture plugin, brewery, gates, crops, etc. Each of these add a unique feature that improves game play for all members. We are a very active community with a discord. With a very realistic map with accurate resource placement, this server can be a building block to any life you can imagine.

To play please fill out an application on our website! https://colonialcraftmc.enjin.com/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sphere of thoughts

Server IP: SphereOfThoughts.aternos.me:49506

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCMinemon

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Join for an amazing minigame experience, while playing many different gamemodes! For example: Survival, Creative, Skyblock (BETA), Bedwars, Hungergames, Minepvp, Parkour, Duels, Battleworld Kitpvp & more to come!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.