Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	3010

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MyCrazyMC

Survival

Survival with Money! Play normal survival but now make money. Go visit the shop to buy everything you need! Or if you like pvp go to the pvp arena and fight to the death.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Silvermoon

Survival, Vanilla

IP: parrot.hostify.cz:40790Dynmap: http://parrot.hostify.cz:40792Discord: https://discord.gg/3fBUYFjV3F

What’s special about this server?The goal is to make a server that feels like vanilla, but has some harmless quality of life improvement plugins, that don’t give any advantage to the players gameplaywise.

These plugins are for example:Ranks – Players rank up based on time spent on the server. Their rewards are purely cosmetic.Quests – Every player gets 5 new quests each day, collecting money which they can use to buy VIP with (Again, only cosmetic rewards)

Other plugins are: Playerheads, Bettersleeping, Armorstandeditor

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4769	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PL ExtremeOnly Gildie i drop

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Create your own guild or join existing ones and fight not only with players and see for yourself.

– 32 slot – Crates like from CSGO – Automatic discord/pages – Constant TPS – 10K short folder – Large guilds

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TormentMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.16 UPDATE! Explore the new nether!

Survival, PVP, Shops! Survival server! Vote Crates! Nice small community! PVP is ON all over the world! not on spawn. You can be safe on your own land. You have to claim it first! Griefing is allowed on non protected areas so keep your land safe!

Our deal is that we listen to our community on every update and make votes about updates. What to add on the server and what changes to make. These votes happen on our discord server. So you can have effect on our servers future!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Themclegends network

1vs1, Duels, Events, Kit PvP, PvP, Skywars

TheMCLegendsNetwork is a 1.8 PVP server. This server has just released and is still growing. We have some custom plugins for games and every build is custom. We have PVP, KitPVP, 1v1s, Skywars, and events! Come join

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3677	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TatoMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Server is running in the UK, 1.19 Cross-platform (Java Edition, Pocket Edition/Bedrock Edition) Everyone is welcome! From all regions and all languages! * Server IP Java: play.tatomc.com * Server IP for Bedrock/Pocket edition: be.tatomc.com , and the port is the default “40123” port * Website: https://tatomc.com * Discord: https://discord.tatomc.com We have spawn, a safe place where you can meet other people and buy/sell to server shops – We have normal vanilla Survival World, and Creative World where you can build freely with worldEdit and Survival Fantasy World which is survival but has custom biomes and epic mobs. – Teleport to players and to player warps – Protect your lands, and choose permissions for your land, you can choose who can build in your land – Ability to make a town, you can make plots in your main land to make a town or a mall or where ever your creativity takes you – PVP is togglable, you can turn on or off pvp, and even when it is on you are not allowed to kill anyone without their permission to fight – Ability to chat between discord and minecraft server! so you can talk to your friends in game while you are away, from discord! – And much more! Our Rules: You can find our rules in this discord channel: https://rules.tatomc.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Benadyl Skyblock

Skyblock

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6556	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The core network

Kit PvP

Server IP: play.corepvp.orgBeta Release Date: June 17th at 1PM UTCRegion: EUVersion: 1.8Release Date: July 1st at 1PM UTC

FEATURES– Custom Kits (Free kits, Gem Kits, Donator kits)– Custom events hosted by players– Daily KoTHs with exclusive rewards– Voting rewards and Vote parties– Duels– Good Anticheat– And much more..

🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉: 25 Mythic keys to 5 lucky players & 5 VIP

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JellyPR

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

A custom Prison server that is addicting and fun. Helpful players and staff that are constant active. You might try this server, we including PvP and other stuff. We constantly update the server every new season with payouts.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCMech

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A incredible server feel free to join we are taking staff apps now warning this server is currently work in progress and we need builders and devs asap as well as players enjoy this server is currently friends with the youtuber spectroknife plz sub to him

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	4546

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Giporymc

Earth, Economy, smp, Survival, Towny

GiporyMC is a server that started back in 2020. We are remaking it hopefully bigger than before. Experience a 1:1500 Earth map with Towny so you can start your own nations and go to war with people who won’t submit to you. Or be peaceful and not get involved with it, your choice.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	965750	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GCPixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

This server is ran by one person so if there any bugs or lag or anything that effect your play Experience let me know in my discord and also if you have any ideas of what I can add let me know and ill try to add them in the next server update. If the server is down it ether A. I’m updating it or B. the server hosting that I’m using is down or I need to find another server hosting place. Please do not beg or cheat. You can use journey map and pixelmon information’s. Please do not use any x ray if you I find out that your using them then you’ll may be ban for a few days to a few weeks depending on how many time you been you been banned before if you keep on using hacked clients or even x ray you will be ban for up to 1 year or even longer . I will do special even that allow you to use x ray and other mods like that. If you have any ideas of what I can do for events let me know in my discord. I think I said it already but if you have any bugs or issues please try to keep in mind that I’m only one person and need time to fix or solve something. thank you for reading and please follow the rules that are on my discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Greenborn

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft 100% vanilla at the moment without rules or mods, non-premium —————————————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Bountiful

Antigrief, bedrock, Chestshop, Economy, Fishing, Jobs, MCMMO, Survival

Bountiful is a fun, free way individuals and families can gather together to enjoy a Minecraft experience where community and cooperation come first. A dedicated Java Survival server, Bountiful offers a non-toxic playing environment, in which Admins. Moderators and Helpers provide frequent in-game supervision

Bountiful can be reached at:

Bedrock bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 19132

Java bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 25565

Thank you! If you have questions or issues, please contact us using the #support channel in Discord.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

town0

Roleplay, Survival

A PLAYER RUN TOWN SERVER rules: no griefing: 1 day to 1 month ban depending on scale no abuse of rank: 1 month to permanent ban depending on scale remember: *please vote. you get no reward except for the fact that this server is put in front of the eyes of more people. I’d appreciate it. *abuse of rank means that you are an admin that went into creative without permission, or was involved in anything illegal on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.