Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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