Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	110
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	169
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

New Minecraft Servers

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9987	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	4254	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7995	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4826
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	5974	Ores Mined:	1819
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4501
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	8823

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Items Found:	2863
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mines Excavated:	2577
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	818	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

mc.mineverso.com