Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	225
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	4622	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9481
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1688
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	153
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Farms Harvested:	430	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ores Mined:	7184
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Potions Brewed:	48
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	137	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mines Excavated:	3480	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mines Excavated:	3378
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Towns Built:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

mcservers.oreo.gg