Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2423
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	7209	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Animals Bred:	44
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchantments Applied:	51
Players Killed by Monsters:	1421	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magic Items Found:	6018
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Void Gems Collected:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5734	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Emeralds Found:	7097	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	1374	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

CubedMC.org