Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4883
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	4392

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4381
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	259	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	186	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	3715	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	574092

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	226
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Runes Activated:	8

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5154	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	4638	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	760	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com